Embarrassing Moments

When I start chatting with someone online I like to ask a few standard questions.
Favorite movie, musical genre and most embarrassing moment.
It is interesting to me how many guys deny having a most embarrassing moment.
I don't know if they think it makes them appear less masculine or weak.
I think that it makes a person seem more human, more relatable.
J had a couple, that I absolutely loved.
He once went to work with 2 different shoes on.
I have girlfriends that have done that, but he is the first guy I've known to do it.
Another time he forgot to wear a shirt.
I thought that meant that he was topless - woohoo.
But he informed me that he did, in fact, have on an undershirt.
My life is rife with embarrassing moments.
My most memorable one happened when I was about 15.
I can still close my eyes and put myself right back there.
It was at the swimming pool in my home town.
It was the only recreation around, so nearly every kid I knew was there.
I had just climbed out of the pool and was standing poolside talking to a boy from my class.
I glance over and see the lifeguard motioning to me.
I politely wave back to her.
I thought, I must be getting popular for the lifeguard to want to say HI.
I continue chatting up my classmate, laughing, fluttering my eyelashes.
I really thought I had it going on that hot summer day.
After several minutes of me basking in my own glory, a girlfriend walks up to me and points at my chest.
I look down, my right boob was completely exposed!!
I looked down at my boob, then over at the lifeguard who is shaking her head, at the boy I was chatting with and immediately jump in the pool.
I stayed under water as long as my lungs would allow.

I can honestly say that I don't think I would mind it nearly as much if that happened to me today, I have nice boobs.