Thursday, October 1, 2009

Online dating

After being officially separated for a little while i decided to try out a dating site.
A friend of mine met a nice girl on this particular site, so I thought "what the hell".
I took my time and wrote, what i think is, an awesome profile.
Included recent pics and reasonable expectations.

I review the list of matches they give me, some are cute, some are not, some are old, some are weird.
As I am perusing the list for Mr.Right, I see I have a message.
Woohoo!!
Someone has already read my profile, and they think that I am awesome.
I excitedly pull up my messages.
I hope he is cute!!
My mind was not prepared for what I was about to see.................................
The message I was so excited to see was from............................ wait for it...............................
a friend of my father's!!!!!
Holy fucking shit! I was so creeped out.
I felt like I needed a shower immediately.
I considered removing my profile on the spot!!
But I didn't.
I did quickly delete the message, and am still trying to forget !!!

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